Things that have been going on with me...

I am back in Turner Valley.
I turned 28 on the 7th.
Kash ate half a pound of butter, then barfed it up.
Andy is turning 30 soon and is really freaked out about it.
Andy's "friend" had planned a suprise visit for his birthday and to try to break us up. Bitch!
I may have to kick some ass.
My bathroom is a war zone after Andy took everything apart, and hasn't put it back together.
I think Kash must have buried one of my slippers, so my feet are pretty cold.
I'm looking for a new job.
My ex-boyfriend is fixing my truck for me. Kinda weird.
He said I'm lucky to be alive after checking the truck out,the drive shaft was missing something?
I know nothing about mechanics.
Kash gained 13 pounds while I was home for three weeks!
Andy bought us a dishwasher! It's one that fits on the counter, but it doesn't so I'll be off to Ikea!
I really want to go away for a weekend, but we're poor.
I haven't gotten a paycheque in 6 weeks.
I watched Biker Buildoff and thought it was kinda cool.
Yesterday at work I rea People magazines, and that's about it.
Kash ate a wicker basket, or chewed it and left it all over the floor.
Butter barf stinks!
We might go for wing night at the Bowling Alley tonight.
I haven't done my Power 90 in two weeks, slacker.
We didn't do anything special for Valentines Day.
I took Kash on the bus in Calgary, she loved it.
I'm waiting for my digital camera to arrive in the mail.
I'll be pissed if psycho girl sends Andy a birthday present.
We have box seats for Fridays Lacrosse game!
Kash is really good at fetch, except I threw two of her toys on the roof, good aim.
My computer has the trojan horse virus and I don't know what to do about it? Help...
Kash split her toenail in half all the way down, poor girl.
I really like the show Myth Busters.
I think my face may really be damaged where I had the blackeye, it feels weird.
I have to go dog proof the kitchen, and move the butter away from the edge of the counter.
I think that just about covers it.